cratching

Making out without the tongue.

He was seriously cratching me last night!

by Cratchmonkey August 27, 2008

Couching

Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.

"ohhhhh damn, Mike be couching it AGAIN and it's killing my vibe."

by Strictly Handjobs January 23, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.

"I won yesterdays couching competition!"

by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016

Couching

Hooking up on the back rest of a couch and balancing the whole time

I was couching so hard last night
Really you hooked up on your couch?

by MGJHM March 20, 2017

Couching

Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.

Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.

by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017