Robertson's Creeper

A Robertson's Creeper is when a man shits in a log shape above a woman's chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. She then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his shit in a hot dog bun. She then burps the smell of his shit back into his face.

Dude, last night was fucking crazy. I gave Laura a Robertson's Creeper but the smell of my shit almost made me puke on that fine ass.

by J-Money Chenevey December 13, 2007

creeper MCcreeperson

The creepiest of all creeps! These ppl are generally male and tend to think talking to girls about how much they drink is a good thing. It can also be, but very rarely related to a girl who seems unable to close her legs.

He was such a creeper MCcreeperson, he thought I wanted to know he gets drunk off 2 beers.

by creepy MCcreeperson October 21, 2008

Facebook Creeper

Someone, usually of the opposite sex, who creeps on someones Facebook pages constantly. He/She likes and comments all their pictures to gain their attention. They also comment and like every status the other writes, even if they have no reason to, or it doesn't pertain to them. They do this in hopes they will be noticed and be able to get with the person.

Girl Status: I'm so tired and my stomach hurts ;(
Creep: (Like)

Girl posts a new picture
Creep: Likes and comments beautiful
Girl posts another picture
Creep: Likes and comments again
and so on and so on...

Girl: Damn Kim Jason has been Facebook Creepin' you hard likin' and commentin' all your pics and statuses.

Kim: yeah dude is thirsty haha what a Facebook Creeper

by WhiteRex09 February 28, 2013

Creeper

Generally, someone who is a semi-nice person but is completely and totally socially awkward who tend to try to say something nice or complementary that comes off sounding perverted.

Say there's a dress code at some school:

Larry: Hey, Marge. The buttons on your shirt are unbuttoned too low.

Marge: Oh..kay. Thanks, Larry. **Creeper**

by Odd.Little.Devil July 15, 2009

Creeper Countdown

This is the waiting period (and everything associated with it) where weird dudes across the internet slobber all over their keyboards waiting for a celebrity to turn 18 so they can talk about how hot she is.

First it was the Olsen twins, then it was Emma Watson. Maisie Williams just turned 17, so her creeper countdown has already begun!

by Tiara Azmalan June 18, 2014

Batty Creeper

A Closet Gay who discreetly yet eerily hits on men.

This bomboclot batty creeper be hitting on me again! Gunshot to his rainbow ass.

by RLN0518 August 31, 2010

Sleepers Creepers

a person that will creep into your bed at the middle of the night, such as to cuddle with you or try and commit sexual acts upon you.

Donna is such a sleepers creepers, she came into my bed to try and sleep with me!

my new cat is such a sleepers creepers, he'll sleep with me for comfort

by M. Reckless March 2, 2009