Crotching

Having your eyes drawn to someones crotch - can be voluntary or involuntary action

Ken caught me crotching him!

by Motherhen33 June 19, 2010

crunching

To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.

I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.

by Lars Watson June 5, 2008

Cheeching

To follow someone from room to room in a cat-like manner.

"Did you notice how her new boyfriend is always cheeching?"

"I know, it's so sweet."

OR, a derivative of cheeching:

"He is such a cheech"

"I know, he follows her around everywhere."

by miss white October 29, 2012

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"

Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat

by Matt November 11, 2004

Multi-creeping

an Extension of creeping. Multicreeping is where someone is following someone by the normal means of Twitter, Myspace, Facebook MSN AIM status, but doing two or more of the following at the same time.

Creeper one: Yeah, i'm totally lookin at her Facebook and Twitter pages right now, and texting her.

Creeper two: You are multi-Creeping that girl. You need some help man.

by AK_BJ December 3, 2009

crouching fox

When a woman digs a hole in the middle of the living room floor and gets her boyfriend/hubby to come and gizz in the hole. Then the woman crouches over it and sticks her nose into the mess. While the woman is occupied doing this, her partner runs outside, gets a tree branch, brings it in, and starts giving the girl anal. While doing this, the girl must be making fox noises.

" Tammy, why is there a hole in the middle of your living room?"
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."

by Spermicide February 10, 2008

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.

Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!

by Spendexx March 4, 2015