1. Any type of severe externally visible bone fracture mispercieved casually, lackadaisically, whimsically and hopefully as "just a cramp".
by iBuddha October 17, 2020
Get the Romo crampmug. when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.
sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!
by stenchandsicknessindustrial November 13, 2011
Get the track pad crampmug. by psychonaut22 May 21, 2024
Get the male crampsmug. when you bust a nut really hard and its painful near your balls or in them, you can also get it from starting to masterbate but not finishing. Can be mild to severe pain levels.
bob: jesus I have the WORST cum cramps
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill
by DystopianSoren November 23, 2022
Get the Cum crampsmug. Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.
by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019
Get the fetching a crampmug. by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016
Get the Cramp Jobmug. by Ogden-Morrow February 26, 2021
Get the Adventure Crampmug.