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Counting the doors

To pass the time with something not too exciting but not too boring either
-Hey what you up to?
+Just counting the doors in door county, wanna hang?
by teheheehehe July 7, 2010
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The Thought That Counts

"The Thought That Counts" is the idea behind positive thinking, if your not thinking positively maybe you shouldn't be thinking at all. Far more than the idea that you need an excuse that your lame gift is enough "The Thought That Counts" is the mind set behind Manifesting your dreams. Self Health Maryland is promoting P.M.A. Positive Mental Attitude as "The Thought That Counts". Through the Education of Mindful Meditation, Sound Therapy, and Common Sense We are Questing for Positive Peopling to become a norm. Don't get lost finding us, Join The Self Health Club today and begin your journey to better living. Raising Grace Research is hopefully encouraging people to make the decision to get through or work harder on the things that make a difference like family connection, world service and healthy lifestyles. Join there Positive Messaging Association and start Putting the Good Word on the street today!
I was always feeling down about myself and life, until I realize using my positive mental attitude was the real "thought that counts" and now I have been Better and Better at every day living.
I was walking into the nursing home to see mom, and realized I had left the flowers home. It was then I realized "The Thought That Counts" is positively that I'm here and not That I forgot the flowers.
by Raising Grace July 15, 2022
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Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.
Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.
by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021
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Count Everest

an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.
Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
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redwood count

number of redwoods attributed to a person acording to the redwood scale
Charles is a dick, he has a huge redwood count
by MidwayDrFleming January 12, 2004
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Count Flatula

n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020
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Count Snackula

A Romanian with completely wrecked teeth, I'm talking seriously fucked up chompers to the point where it gives you tooth ache just looking at them. The clusterfuck in the Romanians mouth is caused by years of shit eating habits and excessive neediness.
The fuck-wit count snackula tried to drink her blood but settled for a packet of walkers instead.
by Rish the rocket January 18, 2022
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