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notch count

The number of sexual partners one has been with, especially regarding a man (hence the notch = pussy).
Brad: "Bro I'm twenty and I've already slept with three different bitches."

Chad: "Yo that's nothing I had a 20 notch count by the time I was 16!"
by Old for my age November 13, 2022
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Body Count

how many people you have had sex with
person 1: Hey, what's your body count?
person 2: Idk... like 5
by yiye32 January 6, 2022
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Count Snackula

A Romanian with completely wrecked teeth, I'm talking seriously fucked up chompers to the point where it gives you tooth ache just looking at them. The clusterfuck in the Romanians mouth is caused by years of shit eating habits and excessive neediness.
The fuck-wit count snackula tried to drink her blood but settled for a packet of walkers instead.
by Rish the rocket January 18, 2022
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counting problem

The counting problem is also known as "Tarski's revenge."

It stands alongside two major problems in mathematics called the "compositional-unit problem" and the "unit-of-measurement problem." It is trying to determine how many points there are in an object.
Tarski's nihilism indicates that infinity plus an uncountable number of exterior points equate to an infinite number of points.

This is the solution to the counting problem.

A NON-Tarski object has the uncountable points on the INTERIOR surface with the infinite points; indicating that Godel's incompleteness theorem is stating that mathematics is unable to count the uncountable set of Tarski-points if they lie to the interior of the surface.
by flightfacilities February 21, 2022
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redwood count

number of redwoods attributed to a person acording to the redwood scale
Charles is a dick, he has a huge redwood count
by MidwayDrFleming January 12, 2004
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Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.
Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.
by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021
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Count 43

Count 43 (a.k.a. C43, Count 42 or C42) is a gang, typically with 43 members who use cricket/baseball bats or drivers to kill people.
1: "Hey dawg, wanna start a Count 43?"
2: "Yea, I've always wanted to start one, hey, maybe we can start a cartel using it, which will turn our Count 43 into a Count 1849!"
5 minutes later on the street
3: "KURWAAAAAAA! I have to get away from this Count 43 before I die!" *dies*
count 43: *becomes Count 1849
by Ku Klux Klonoa May 30, 2023
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