Cough Bird

A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!

The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.

Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.

Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!

The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!

by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020

Pearson cough

Person who feels weezy but is just a big jessie. Should wear a skirt and be called sally

Shit, dude has a pearson cough.

by anonymous October 1, 2021

buffalo cough

A cough so big and so loud it rumbles the whole body like a Buffalo herd.

Greg woke me up with his Buffalo cough

by Lillygw December 15, 2021

cough down

used after one has coughed.

like bless you except for the coughee, not the sneezee.

calm down but for when someone is coughing.

Billy: *coughs*
Jimmy: cough down broski! people dont want to hear your throat being destroyed

by i got this new anime plot. bas July 14, 2019

Toe Cough

when your toe lets out a strange substance

Yesterday I had a toe cough.

by Alfnz April 13, 2011

Cough you

Cough you a phrase normally used after coughing basically saying you are extremely attracted to black men

Guy*coughs*
Guy: No cough you's??
Random person:cough you

by Detroiturbansurvivalist March 3, 2022

shit's cough

An intense coughing fit that results in shitted pants

Reilly; last night i smoked too much and had a terrible case of shit's cough, didn't even have a spare change of underwear

Angus;mmmmm!

by shitzkorfi February 21, 2012