1. A haircut you give yourself during the coronavirus pandemic because the non-essential barber shops are closed.
2. A haircut you give yourself after downing a bottle of Corona beer.
2. A haircut you give yourself after downing a bottle of Corona beer.
by FuccboiFred April 05, 2020
The name of an idol made up of wood or stone set up by Hindu priests to represent the “coronavirus goddess,” whose mercy they pray for to contain the pandemic—food and chant prayers are usually offered before the deity, which is bathed in turmeric water and milk.
Just as there are gods and goddesses for all kinds of diseases and plagues, Corona Devi is the latest virus goddess to be idolized in temples—probably the deadliest deity that demands weeks- or months-long abstinence, fasting, and sacrifice from priests before she showers mercy on them.
by Covido May 27, 2021
The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.
by jc4493 May 27, 2020
A hardcore Trumpist or QAnonist who had previously put their faith in the Pharisee-in-Chief for preaching that the pandemic is a hoax, and had refused to wear a face mask, but had since confessed the virus’s existence after contracting it, or being hospitalized.
Guesstimate how many corona converts failed to cheat death after realizing that they’d been conned by their Commander in Cheat.
by MathPlus January 11, 2021
A bitch ass virus killing a lot of people. It makes people buy hella toilet paper. It also arouses everyone to watch a homosexual man with however many tigers have beef with a bitch ass lady from Florida named Carole (Carole killed her husband). Anyways this virus is a bitch and should just fuck off.
by Oop69420 April 20, 2020
Sarah: Now that we've been kicked out of Cal Tech, I have lost all motivation to finish my Jane Austen final essay. :(
Karen: Looks like you've got a case of the corona blues! :'((
Karen: Looks like you've got a case of the corona blues! :'((
by sadtecher March 14, 2020
by MeMakingDictionary December 10, 2020