Cop A Squat 

"Cop-a-Squat" originally meant taking either a piss or a shit in a non-regular or non-familiar/public setting. "Pop-a-squat" has evolved from that general intent, now meaning taking/finding a semi-permanent seat in a public setting that even if not designed to accomodate asses (like a toilet in a public restroom), still for a short period of time provides butt rest. Although introduced in the US in the late '90's, and heavily promoted in New York City, "private, 'public' time-controlled spaces", like the self-cleaning, time-controlled public 'porto-potties' just didn't mesh with true western socio-public values.

So, cop-a-squat used to mean finding a public place to "eliminate", even if it wasn't technically a restroom, and includes friends bathrooms. The definition "pop a squat" s/b subcategorized with "cop a squat" because both actions involve claiming a temporary place for ones' Ass. I submit the merging of the definitions/terms, and the definition be:
Cop a squat-
any temporary placement of the gluteal physio-segment, whether clothed or not, that provides physio-relief, whether through the process of elimination or the temporary relief of musculo-skeletal distress (needing to sit your broken-ass body down for 20 minutes).

Thanks.

I need to cop a squat.
I need to cop/pop a squat.

Cop A Squat by splazmataz March 10, 2011

cop-a-lick 

to jump someone and jack thier shit! in other words one or more people ambush and mug a single person.

I copped-a-lick and got me a knew ipod.
i'm about to make me some money. gonna find a mark and cop-a-lick.

cop-a-lick by chilliewillie January 11, 2008

Cop My Joint 

"Cop my Joint" is an abrupt term meaning "Suck my Cock". This saying is to be used as an abrupt come back to some moron who is trying to slag you in front of your friends. This saying is best used in large crowds and your opponent is surrounded by his own friends. This will ensure maximum embarrasment to him or her.

Oh yea, you can "Cop my Joint" Mutherfucker!!!!!

Cop My Joint by RudeDonny December 22, 2005

cop to 

To admit. To own up to something.

When threatened with legal action, John finally copped to stealing the street sign. When I felt too guilty, I finally copped to cheating on my girlfriend.

cop to by Alena March 31, 2005

Cop Coof 

To steal, rob, burglarize someone or to take something from someone without expectation. The items taken are usually large sums of money, drugs or items worth selling for money or drugs.

I'm about to cop coof on that dude's hat.

Cop Coof by HeyLaney July 11, 2009

cop poppin 

The use of a females breasts or physique to cause a police officer to get an erection during a traffic stop. This will cause the officer to forget about the traffic violation at hand and ask for her phone number instead.

Wow, you used those double D's to get out of that speeding ticket by cop poppin!

cop poppin by Westleton J. January 2, 2010

cop lock 

The gridlock that occurs when there's a cop driving on the highway and no one will pass it.

Why is every single car driving 60 mph on the highway -- even in the fast lane?

Dude -- there's a cop up front. It's cop lock.

cop lock by skidd1 November 7, 2010