Convenient Christians

Convenient Christians are in that ever so broad group of God-worshipping hypocrit monkeys, who at any opportunity without fail break a multitude of commandments, whenever it so happens to aid their life.

These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.

I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.

This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.

John: Ummm, Jane, why did you get completely drug-fucked and then have unprotected sex with that married man?

Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...

John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?

by Two Guns February 26, 2010

reverse conversation

When you try to remember the ideas of a conversation in reverse to remember the original topic.

When we get high we talk so much we forget things that we talked about. This is when we must have a reverse conversation to remember what was said earlier

by RayHHlee April 19, 2010

Conveeper

Someone who purposefully kills conversations.
Someone who repeatedly accidentally kills conversations.
Someone who, by their mere presence, can ruin a conversation.
Someone who has trouble holding a conversation for more than a few minutes.

Essentially, a conversational grim reaper.

Can be shortened to "veeper," though that is even further from the original phrase.

"I was talking to my friends about this random mole that I saw in my backyard, and this douche John started talking about the mole on his arm. It's not even the same mole!! What a fucking conveeper. We just stopped talking and glared at him until he went away."
"I can never seem to keep my conversations going. I'm socially retarded! I'll be a conveeper for life."

by Charles G January 2, 2009

converbate

To conduct a one sided conversation. To blather endlessly about one's self but leave little room for another person to speak.

Jody came over to my cube to converbate about her son's soccer game again. I thought she'd never leave.

by kljsfao;dsifjoa December 1, 2007

convo lag

when talking to someone online has delayed replies resulting in frustration.

#1

Joe: "man, the chick i like has major convo lag tonight."
Jim: "she doesn't like you then, sucks to be you joe."

#2

Frank: "what's with the convo lag tonight man"
Bob: "sorry looking at porn and playing WOW"

by shazzatpm January 14, 2008

conversation bumper

A person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.

Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.

Shelly: Hey, so how was your date last night?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!

by thecowonlyflysatnight September 21, 2009

Conversational DJ

Someone who mixes different parts of different converstions you had together and makes it sound like something you did not say. One who samples differents pieces of conversations together to make it seem like you said something you didn't just as a DJ samples music

My mom is such a conversational DJ, always twisting my words and mixing different shit.

by xxloosecannonxx December 24, 2009