Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.

“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”

by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025

Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016

Itty bitty willy committee

Males who have small dicks

"Belle you know Alex is apart of the itty bitty willy committee?"

by Rts2369 March 6, 2019

Itty bitty willy committee

Just like the itty bitty titty committee, but for guys with small dicks

"Belle did you know Alex is apart of the itty bitty willy committee?"
"Omg really?? His dick is that small??"

by Rts2369 March 6, 2019

Average titty committee

A committee full of girls who aren’t big boobie Betty but they also not flat Francesca JADA!

Girl 1- I’m apart of the average titty committee!

Girl 2- What’s that?
Girl 1- Look it up

by Anna Lluve November 12, 2019

false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.

did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment

by Anarchon March 17, 2021