Hawkins Commandos

Middle school football players who cant win a single game.

Geoffrey: Damn it! Our football team lost again for the 7th time in the row!
Jeremy: Oh no! I don't want our team becoming some serious Hawkins Commandos!

by Karambyte January 19, 2022

commando walrus

that internet guy with a abnormally big cock

so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans

by satan6969rawr August 02, 2024

Suburban Commando

Doing a nudie run through the suburbs

Suburban Commando: Nudie run through Suburbs

by Ru-Kasu August 07, 2015

Advanced recon commando

A Term used to describe a person who is good at breaching.

Wow your a real Advanced recon commando

by ShacClO July 25, 2019

mando commando

Mandatory Commando
1) some military academies have mandatory training classes for commando type missions
2) a requirement to be naked

1) I got Mando Commando tomorrow at 1600.
2) House Jacuzzi rule is Mando Commando. Same for ladies in my bedroom.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 17, 2021

commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 08, 2016

Commando Dick

When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent

Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from

by Sanitito January 01, 2017