Commando

Being convicted of statutory rape while working/attending Hendersonville High School

John: You hear about the JROTC Commander at HHS?
Shaun Holinsworth: Yessir he was a true commando

by Mark Anderton August 29, 2018

commando walrus

that internet guy with a abnormally big cock

so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans

by satan6969rawr August 2, 2024

Consent commando

Capable of getting sexual consent from any woman or man.

Aidan: My teacher Trent has the ability to get with any women he wants.
Me: That man is such a consent commando

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Hawkins Commandos

Middle school football players who cant win a single game.

Geoffrey: Damn it! Our football team lost again for the 7th time in the row!
Jeremy: Oh no! I don't want our team becoming some serious Hawkins Commandos!

by Karambyte January 19, 2022

picatilly commando

A common phrase used in England for prostitutes located in Picatilly Circus.

“You look like a bloody Picatilly Commando you dumb slut”

by JoeBo77 March 7, 2023

commando tits

Commando tits is wearing no bra or anything beneath a shirt or hoodie.

"Raz said she was going commando tits today"

by titslover December 20, 2022

Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.

I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.

by Lindylvr April 17, 2020