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Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021
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cockie puckle

ohhh yeah!!! get cockie puckled bitch!!
by ponkus February 20, 2022
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cocky

yeah he's like... so cocky
by robins gf June 1, 2022
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Cocky

Usually a guy who thinks he is really good at a sport. Someone who is attractive but the only thing he cares about is himself. Names of cocky people include Brad, Tyler, Matt and Justin. These people usually have big ass dicks
Wow, he is one cocky ass motherfucker!
by Thedefiner9999 November 25, 2015
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Cocki

When a girl puts a taki in your urethra takes it out chews it and spits it on your cock.
Last night my girl gave me a cocki best experience of my life.
by Ecoochie October 26, 2020
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Cocky Cock

Used for when someone goes too far out of line (Pulled from "Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)
Todd:"What? Im not afraid to hit a girl."
Scott:"That's it! You Cocky Cock! You will pay for your crimes against humanity!"
by Suedunym December 26, 2023
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Shocky Cocky

The act of taking a stolen car battery and jumper cables, and fixing the negative connector to the base of the penis and the positive to the tip of the penis and reaching climax from the intense electrical stimulus.
Jack: Hey! Someone stole my porsche's battery?
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky
by Fegamonel March 28, 2025
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