When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021

Usually a guy who thinks he is really good at a sport. Someone who is attractive but the only thing he cares about is himself. Names of cocky people include Brad, Tyler, Matt and Justin. These people usually have big ass dicks
by Thedefiner9999 November 25, 2015

by Ecoochie October 26, 2020

Todd:"What? Im not afraid to hit a girl."
Scott:"That's it! You Cocky Cock! You will pay for your crimes against humanity!"
Scott:"That's it! You Cocky Cock! You will pay for your crimes against humanity!"
by Suedunym December 26, 2023

The act of taking a stolen car battery and jumper cables, and fixing the negative connector to the base of the penis and the positive to the tip of the penis and reaching climax from the intense electrical stimulus.
Jack: Hey! Someone stole my porsche's battery?
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky
by Fegamonel March 28, 2025
