Proper clencher

When something is so scary that you clench your arsehole. Or when you take a scary fall while climbing

Oh shit that was a proper clencher

by Mccupoftea February 4, 2023

French Clench

Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.

- Bob, How's your sex life with Stanley?
- We keep it kinky with the French Clench.

by totus tuus March 6, 2024

Kade Clancy

This is what legends are made of! :3 :p XD :D

Kade clancy once told me, "THIS IS WHAT LEGENDS can we do a dialogue?"

by TIWLAMO June 17, 2024

California Clencher

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.

"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

The Clancy Kiss

The Clancy Kiss begins when the man initiates himself into selfie facial position whilst masturbating alone with the sole intent of ejaculating into his own mouth, swallowing then moving on with life ..but at the master stroke with his cum filling his mouth he is Rudely interrupted by his sister who promptly sits on his face and gets eaten out by his cum glazed tongue impregnating her, now known as the Kiss of Life and they call their child Clancy.

Hey Bob....why are you so happy today? Trevour...mate....guess what...i gave my Sis the Clancy Kiss! What's wrong sis...tell your brother....Do You Fancy a Clancy? OMG i thought you'd never ask!

by pooheadjobs August 21, 2025

Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.

LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!

by Sevenlost January 26, 2011

Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015