ras clart

Jack Bauer from 24 - tv show on Fox tuesdays 8pm/9c and on Sky 1 on Thursdays 9pm

Jack bauer is a propper ras clart - he is the man/daddy/wonderful/amazing

by Paul Shulver July 16, 2004

Carfted

The act of passing gas while coughing. To fart and cough simultaneously.

My coworker had a horrible cold. One day he sat in a chair and propped his feet on my desk. As he began an uncontrollable coughing fit he "carfted" in his chair.

by diva75 May 27, 2009

Clart

When the Clitoris Maximus exudes a large flatulation sending the clitoris into a rapid flapping and vibrating motion, usually followed by violent orgasms, vaginal discharge and sometimes explosive excrement. Also known as a clit fart

"OMG did you hear when Mariacarmen clarted during the meeting? There was poop all over the boardroom."

by KJizzo July 18, 2017

Clart

The word clart means to shoot/inflict pain/hurt/kill . If you were to clart someone you are essentially trying to kill them.

Haroon your throat got clarted,
Abdullahs gona clart Haroon and Abdi tomorrow ,

by WobblyWhale May 24, 2018

boombah clartstar

Haw u doo dat derr

U surprise me you in way ive never seen
The long way of saying “unbelievable !!!

Boombah clartstar madd to Rasta him talented

by Bakka tawn July 8, 2020

post nut clarity

that feeling of disgust you get after busting a nut to futanari

jack: bro i shouldn't have downloaded all these futanari videos its disgusting what was i thinking
bob: post nut clarity is a bitch bro

by Franval October 16, 2023

clarts

genital warts

"my god man, your cock is clarts!"

by aeon November 11, 2003