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Grumpy man cigar

A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.

Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢
Hey Ryan did you see the maintenance man?????
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he??????
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022
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havana cigar

When you fuck a girl who hasn't shaved her bush so your dick looks like Fidel Castro smoking a cigar.
Dude, this girl totally gave me a Havana Cigar last night.
by DiaperBoy23 July 27, 2017
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juban cigar

The fake cuban cigars sold in mexico to american tourists.
"Senor, would jou like to buy this juban cigar... it's almost free."
by rockballew December 31, 2014
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Council Cigar

A poverty cigar rolled with a king skin
"Tom rolled a council Cigar last night, for his 24th birthday"
by DJ Steves April 18, 2023
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Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
by Support Clown April 11, 2024
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Joe Biden's asshole cigars

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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cigar star

A female meth smoker who smokes meth and does pornstar shit all night
I can't get any sleep when I have garla over. All she wants to do is smoke and fuck. She's a real cigar star.
by Cozmickandy February 17, 2023
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