chair chubbing

When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.

Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

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Ghost chub

A suspected hard-on (but not confirmed or confirmable i.e. the suspect is clothed.)

<M>OMG, Zeke has been making out with Car for the last hour and a half!
<B>w00t! Ghost chub!

by carrieparker November 15, 2007

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Denim Chub

When the fly of your pants give you a small bone, your jeans are your worst wingman ever.

"Is that just denim chub or are you happy to see me?"

by AquariaI December 25, 2016

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Chub Head

Receiving a blow job from an overweight, or "chubby" female.

Guy one: "Dude, this chick is coming over tonight, I think she wants to give me head, but she is kind of chubby."

Guy 2: "Bro, it sounds like you're getting chub head. But that's okay, I hear it's the best."

by Cris Rybalov September 9, 2014

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chub puffer

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs. From "Chub" or "Chubby," meaning erect penis, and "Puffer," meaning one who puffs on or smokes or sucks. Generally used as an insult between homophobes.

Damn it, Dave! You're a chub puffer!

by hopkinswitchfindergeneral January 7, 2007

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Chub snub

The protruding roll of fat that becomes exposed when a girl sits down, hunches over, or in any form of movement where the "chub snub" is visible. The chub snub maybe one roll or 3. Usually a chub snub (fat around abdomen) a.k.a. Gut, covers the waistline of jeans or any lower body clothing. Love handles in all directions baby, yeah!

Bro, check out that chicks chub snub! It looks like something plopped out of her stomach and decided to take a rest on her lap. Oh never mind it's just her chub snub that peaking over her jeans. That's so gross.

by TheVladinator May 14, 2013

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