Christopher 

A Christopher is the best boy you could ever be friends with. He is Funny Kind and Strong kinda chubby but amazingly handsome....

A Girl: I wish Christopher liked me back...
Friend: Aww don't worry he is too fat anyways, who would like a kid like him!
A Girl: Well since I asked him out and he said no we can be friends.
Friend: That's my girl

Christopher by ARandomKidWhoLilkesWeed August 4, 2018

Christopher Popper 

the popper himself

christopher popper my beloved

Christopher Popper by ImaginarySapphire April 6, 2021

christopher miko 

the author of the holy bible for minecrafters, the god of minecraft, the best science teacher

dave: hey man did you write sumn?
christopher miko: hey i did it was The Holy Bible for Minecrafters
dave: damn bruh fr fr no cap bussin bussin
christopher miko: what

christopher miko by subway572572 February 13, 2023

Christchurch Boys' High School 

Christchurch Boys' High School is a shit-hole in Christchurch full of cunts who think they are top shit. As soon as you enter the school, the stench of semen, soggy biscuits, and screaming of locked up girls from CGHS is overwhelming. The headmaster could easily be mistaken for a wet tissue and is too pussy to try and get his shithole of a school under control. Bullying at the school is a common daily occurrence, the average year 9 is lucky to make it through the entire year without having a toothbrush shoved up their ass, or beaten up for not eating a soggy biscuit. Common career paths for students after leaving the school include, tradies, gay porn, or death from drug overdosage.

Student 1: What did you get up to today?

Student 2: Just had an orgy with the Christchurch Boys' High School headmaster and 3 girls

CBHS Student 1: Did any give consent?

CBHS Student 2: Of Course not! Hahaha!

Christchurch Boys' High School by man_O_man May 28, 2021

Christopher 

chris is outRAGEously cool. Has the voice that would melt girls hearts and is a very charming man :) Loves to jerk people on but in a kind hearted way. Makes me laugh even if he doesnt beleive me yet, Wouldnt change him at all
He's quite fond of goose's

me:How ya going?
christopher: Not as good as you :)

Christopher by goosey5000 May 18, 2011

CHRISTOPHER 

A Guy I Know I Will Never Get. Imma dreamer and he makes me a believer. Dis guy...dis guy is amazing and he just don't know it.

Tina: Ayye, look its beef
Me: Who?
Tina: lls its Christopher
Me: (smiles rilly hard) yea i Kno..I Kno, he rilly is da beef. i only wish...daggg, i only wish..

CHRISTOPHER by AIDAS OALA November 26, 2011

Christopher 

Christopher is a name that is for a very attractive and deeply intellectual person. A Christopher is also calm, collective, organized, and observant of his surroundings. He is very choosy when it comes to friends, he will see right threw fake individuals and avoid them. That being said those chosen to be in a friendship are very lucky because they have someone they can count on no matter what also very good with keeping secrets. In a partnership a christopher is the best choice overall. He will be very devote, loving, passionate, empathetic, and is in it for the long haul. He tends to be the absolute best father and would make the best candidate to fufill that role. Any woman would desire him because on a scale from one to 100 in everything he is and in the lover department he would get a y or z because you done lost your mind and went a crazy because you forgot you was talking numbers "amazing". Plus hottest butt ever.

Omg. Did you watch the notebook i bet he is a christopher.

"Walking down the street girl walks into post breaks her nose looking at christopher butt (so hot)" There needs to be a christopher crossing sign there. "Lady sues the city."

Christopher by Plainjane0928 April 19, 2018