A substitute for basically any insult you can think of. Can be substituted for jerk, ass, loser, etc...
by captain avalon May 11, 2009

a penis wider then it is long. it is not the spot betweeen your dick and asshole. that is a gooch. a chode is a fat dick
by grendan March 27, 2008

1. Theoretical dick that is wider than it is long, stupid as none exist.
2. Guy who has no game with women.
3. Synonym of Gouche. Space between your asshole and your sac
2. Guy who has no game with women.
3. Synonym of Gouche. Space between your asshole and your sac
by metalhead1967 December 13, 2009

Kelly had his chode surgically changed into a vagina, while retaining his balls and penis, therefore becoming an artificial hermaphrodite.
by Dick Spearman January 20, 2009

by derek January 2, 2003

by jon Hancock April 8, 2004
