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Cheesy Gordita Crunch 

The cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell USED TO produce. Now, however, when I go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer "have" it. Even though I see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu... and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. Screw taco bell until I can have my cheesy gordita crunch i'm boycotting... Please join me. This reminds me of the new coke fiasco... don't keep something from me I like or I will stop eating at your restaurant all together. Taco Bell = FAIL
Please let me have a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
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cheesy hot dog 

the act in which a girl (or dude) is so fat, that it is possible to fuck their rolls. much like sticking a hot dog in a bun. It is necessary to jizz otherwise that defeats the word cheesy.
candy was so fat, i titty fucked her then gave her a cheesy hot dog.
cheesy hot dog by candy isanhower November 14, 2007

Cheesy Potatoes 

Sex in a cup...
Oh man, those Cheesy potatoes were sex in a cup.
I had an orgy in my mouth!
Cheesy Potatoes by Codydaigle February 20, 2009

cheesy finger 

The aftermath of slipping one's finger into the depths of disease infested vagina, resulting in a mucus-like coating coupled with a putrid odor on the surface of the finger.
Anthony: "Dude that girl you hooked up with looked like a real skank!"

Eddie: "Yea I know, I've had this cheesy finger ever since."
cheesy finger by Pirate Suite October 5, 2006

Cheesy Poop 

A very yellow, creamy ,liquidy type of poo which often happens after eating lots of bean burgers.
Cheesy Poop by Robert Lamb November 20, 2006

cheesy burrito 

When you swipe your hand between your nuts and your leg, and it smells like a cheesy burrito from Amigo's Restaurant.
Guy #1: What the fuck smells?

Guy #2: Oh, that's my cheesy burrito.
cheesy burrito by Smithballs February 18, 2007

Cheesy Bacon Tavern Fries 

Perhaps the greatest culinary feat ever performed. A variation on Applebee's appetizer "Cheesy Bacon Tavern Chips". Instead of god-awful "chips," you must substitute fries for this to work
I'll have an order of cheesy bacon tavern FRIES and an order of Onion Peels.