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Charmine

A person who possesses a naturally captivating and playful charm that is always authentic, kind, and without any intention to mislead or manipulate. They genuinely enjoy engaging with others in a lighthearted and delightful way, making those around them feel uplifted and valued.
"Her charmine smile instantly put everyone at ease at the party."
by XO_Blossom July 11, 2025
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Madam Charmaine

This bleeding minger decided that it would be fun to get kidnapped by a bunch of sticky old men with eyebrows that look like caterpillars, and the cherry on top of the moldy pineapple cake baked by satan himself is the fact that these rusty animatronics of chimps stole her meth stash, which is the only reason that vince wriggles through a testicular torsion of a street, a fucking cave, a grave covered in piss, a house built by picasso, a shitty old drag-off of a swamp and carnival that's probably responsible for syphilis. In turn, breaking bad is a good show.
"I am Madam Charmaine, your creator,"

"You also need to brush your fucking teeth you wank-stain"
by Phsyco Grunt May 29, 2024
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charming perkins

When your receiving a blow job and but in the back oh her throat with a full thrust so hard it comes out her nose. Then your nice enough to lick it ( clean it up for her)
That guy over there has always been know to give women the charming perkins, that's an awfully nice fellow.
by theamazingassmonkey May 10, 2017
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Charminator

When you take a crap that is so explosive and nasty it requires a whole roll of toilet paper to clean your ass up
Dude: Head to the store for some more TP...I'm working on a charminator.
by Madjohnston June 28, 2017
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Charmin

Slang for a plus sized woman, stemming from the "ultra soft" toilet paper product.
Brad has never dated a woman with a dress size below 16. Brad likes his girls Charmin.
by youthCulture January 22, 2018
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Charmin

someone who is super super soft just like charmin ultra soft toilet paper
Hey Joey, how soft is Brandon?

Hes Charmin!!
by BigDHeller2 June 14, 2018
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Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.
She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.
by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018
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