certified poop nigga

A nigga that is certified poop

He is a certified poop nigga

by Pseudonym the Gamer April 6, 2022

Certified Hotwheels Moment

A Supremely Gay interaction or event. This references a video where a man places a hotwheels car on a track and then drives it into his open ass.

John: Will you check my balls for Cancer?
James: This is a certified hotwheels moment.

by ADog'sKnot January 17, 2023

Cerise

The most clumsy, adorable wee little cutie pie ever. She loves to watch twilight and wishes she were Bella swan. She plays soccer and beats up the mean soccer bitches. She is a badass, and is super cool.

Yo did you see cerise?! Dammmmmmn, I could play soccer with her any day!!!!

Dammmmn look at ceriseeeee she cute

by Cerisesuperfan October 20, 2023

14 Cents

A good view of someone's tits.

Dude, I saw amazing quality 14 cents at lunch!

by MessMeUp February 13, 2010

diamond certified

When one's nipples are so hard due to the cold (or otherwise :)) and are so hard they could cut a diamond.

*gets splashed with cold water* I am now diamond certified.

by NotSikkiTephens December 12, 2013

Bi-certain

Someone's sexual orientation is without question bisexual.

If you ask me Billy's latest escapade cements that his Bi-certainty .

by ExcessWetness May 30, 2016

non-certified memelord

a self proclaimed memelord that failed to take the exam to be labeled as a true memelord

The non-certified memelord still thinks tide-pods are funny.

by TheRubberSponge May 20, 2018