homeless cereal

Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.

"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"

by Cheeriho May 12, 2021

Kentucky Cereal

Chunks of stale white bread eaten out of a bowl with milk.

When your parents have a Kentucky Breakfast every morning you grow up eating a lot of Kentucky Cereal.

Cleetus prepared himself a bowl of Kentucky cereal while his parents readied their Kentucky breakfast.

by BillyP123 October 21, 2023

Cereal Eater

When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"

-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?

by 0utofSight December 3, 2018

Shabbos cereal

A sugary cereal that your parents didn’t let you eat during the week and was reserved for Shabbos morning.

Yossi went shopping with his mother at Seven Mile Market on Thursday to chose Fruity Pebbles as his Shabbos cereal.

by D-Train312 June 29, 2023

Cereal in Exile

The bits of cereal that fall between the outside of the plastic bag and inside the cereal box after you finish filling a bowl of cereal.

Jim : Oh no there's no more Fruit Loops left!

Billy : Did you check underneath the plastic bag for some cereal in exile?

by M2012 June 11, 2011

Cereal Second

One who pours milk into bowl before the cereal. Also sure sign someone is a cop.

Heard Chris was a cereal second guy, not really surprising considering all the trouble he got out of after the bust.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 30, 2018

lil cereal

ananya

“yo look it’s lil cereal! ayo much what’s crunchin 🤤😈‼️“

by deeznutzlol May 9, 2021