Matt Caplan

Current star of Broadway's RENT. Gives dance lessons on Maranda's grave. Also known as Jewish McJew.

I just got a dance lesson from Matt Caplan on Maranda's grave.

Matt Caplan touched Maranda's cheekbones and then cried.

by Erikitten April 26, 2006

Catlapped

Catlapping is when you take a cat, and slap your friend in the crotch with it.

"Holy crap what happened to you?"
"I got catlapped by Jimmy..."

by Old Man Tran October 31, 2011

cailan

a girl who wears purple pants, and high tops, and likes cereal. spontaneous and funny. a synonym of sex.

you crazy like cailan.

by kmb0716 February 22, 2009

Caelan

Literally the most annoying person ever. Is always on their phone. Doesn’t know personal boundaries and is very awkward

Nobody-

Caelan- Oh my god la homework de expansion was sooooooo hard 😫 I’m gonna post on my snap story 25 times and save every snap conversation except the parts where i’m a stalker!

by user1675930322 March 11, 2019

catwank

The speed at which one can open a bottle

"What's your catwank?"

by You sunk my battle ship January 8, 2004

Cailan

Cailan has a fettish for blonde girls and thinks he is so cool

Omg that blonde girl better be careful cause Cailan is around

by Xxalia69tsmninjaxx January 4, 2019

catania

something that is loose and floppy

After years of prostitution the woman became catania.

by Shed some Light December 24, 2010