Baby Carrots

A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.

Baby carrots are turning me gay!

by PossumCuber December 7, 2009

chase the carrot

attempting to reach the unreachable, in the old days a carrot was tied to a stick in front of a wagon's mule / stubborn horse to make them step forward and walk ahead . . . they were never able to reach the carrot.

Sometimes it seemed that becoming a track star was chasing the carrot for Bob the paraplegic.

by Razorslap October 29, 2003

carrotize

The act of holding something above someone and not letting them have it. This could be anything from an actual carrot, to some information that you know and won't tell someone.

Person A: "I have something important to tell you."
Person B: "What is it? I would really like to know."
Person A: "I will tell you later."

Person A is performing the carrotize techinque on Person B.

by G. Nye July 26, 2006

Carrot

Carrot is another word for slut when you don’t want to use the word slut

For example:
Me: he just called me a carrot

Friend: omg no way

by Keepasecert November 3, 2017

Carrot

I think is uhh... I think it a.. I think it a carrot

What color is a carrot

I think it a carrot

by WeebKury May 26, 2020

carrot

A type of vegetable that is orange, long and gets narrow and ends with a tip and if you eat them you can see in the dark.

sam:"this vegetable is orange"
greg: "yes it is sam"
sam: "what is it?"
greg: "it is a carrot"

by sare_xx December 20, 2008

Carrot

a dildo

by Max August 3, 2003