Carrot Dragon 

A person who explosively loses their lunch. The expulsion has such force that it resembles the fire breathing qualities of a mythical dragon. As ever with vomit, the assured presence of carrots is irrespective of consumption or non-consumption of the protagonist.

Man, Taran woke me up at 4 am last nice doing a full on carrot dragon. It was on the drapes bro.

Carrot Dragon by Dave Ford May 29, 2023

Greasy carrot 

A girl who just got a spray tan. She looks like a glazed carrot and smells like popcorn

Damn, did you see that girl? She's definitely a greasy carrot

Greasy carrot by Hsmithy March 4, 2017

bow carrot 

A carrot, or, more often referred to as a Penis, is bent in shape. This particular penis often belongs to that of a Ginger Bitch.

Rapist: wow, Imma suck your dick little kid!
Kid: are you sure mister? Its a bow carrot?
Rapist: I guess we'll just stick to you ass today.
Kid: aw shucks

bow carrot by gayrapist September 27, 2017

Scrubbing the Carrot 

Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.

Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.

Scrubbing the Carrot by rawdick May 24, 2011

Cock out of a carrot 

A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.

He’s so dumb he can’t even make a cock out of a carrot.

Cock out of a carrot by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020

no one will have carrot 

no one will have carrot
from the pakistan pledge memes

person 1: i will get 10/10 on my test , hahaha!
person 2: oh (pakistani accent) NO ONE WILL HAVE CARROT

no one will have carrot by pagylolo October 21, 2020

carrot and the stick

A way to describe enticement or promised rewards without satisfaction as a way to get to some useful point or solution.

Derived from the use of a carrot on string supported by a stick tied to the neck which is hanging a few inches in front of horse, donkey or mule. This is a way to entice the animal forward. The animal never actually gets to eat the carrot.

Implies that the animal, person or country is not too smart and ruled by base instincts or political expediency.

Often used incorrectly to describe enticement (the carrot) from the front and threats from the rear (the stick, for beating). Usually in a political context

Correct usage but less commonly seen in the media.

The USA is using the carrot and stick approach to nuclear disarmament with North Korea, promising food, fuel and trade in exchange for closing down the nuclear weapons plants. The North Koreans have complied but the USA has not delivered the promised goods.

Incorrect usage but quite common in the media.

Obama is using the carrot and the stick approach with Israel, promising them new F-14 aircraft if they sit down at the table with the Palestinians and discuss a two state solution to the conflict and threatening them with a cut off of military aid if they do not negotiate in good faith.

carrot and the stick by icemaniceman2222 June 2, 2009