crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

by wayoter May 2, 2005

a cappellago

a singing group of islands, usually without a musical accompanist

The a cappellago group the Canary Islands has a once-a-year performance in the spring. Their music is world-renowned for their beautiful melodies.

by r0b0c0p316 December 3, 2009

capper

Derivation: night cap

When the bar is closing and you gather all your people together and head to one of their houses to keep drinking and mess the place up, that is a capper. Also known as an after-party.

Q: Hey man, where's the capper at?

A: I dunno man, I think Dave's, he's got booze.

by Gilmour93 February 25, 2009

Chapple Effect

Someone who gets a new expensive electronic device and becomes a very mean person to everyone else who has a worse device than them

Oh, he has been affected by the Chapple Effect.

by Doge is dead meme January 22, 2017

H-capped

Hanicapped

I can't do my work im H-capped

by Zookie January 5, 2007

capper

(1) One who writes captions to screengrabs on the Scifi channel website.
(2) Anyone who writes captions to photos or screengrabs online.
(3) The elite of the MST3K fans.

Some legendary capers include gray zombie, glitterrock and jondapicam.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

crapplets

A large space consuming application on a computer.

"Dude! No wonder your computer is so slow. It's full of crapplets"

by Mooberry November 25, 2007