capizza

hottest man ever to exist. his brains are strong enough to blow your back out. his glasses will knock your socks off. his hair is silkier than a silk butterflies.

"damn look at that capizza!"

by hacah November 1, 2022

capium

Capium:

1. Copium, but there's nothing to be coping for.
Synonyms: Cap.

1. Hi
2. Shut up homophobic bitch
1. Capium

by Totally the real MR Beast February 5, 2023

Alternating capitalosis

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.

DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."

by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019

no capiana

the feminine meaning of ‘No Cap’.
‘No capiana’ is suited for all my BAD B’s out here. We don’t have to use no cap no more cos there’s NO CAPIANA!

Molly: ‘that girl was chatting behind my back calling me a ‘dead ting’ but i can easily get her man.’
Amber:’ NO CAPIANA!’

by girlwithdaddyissues.08 July 8, 2019

Thundercock Capital Management LLC

A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls

Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!

by D Flawless June 8, 2020

Communist Capitalism

Also called Marxist Capitalism. A form of capitalism where you are paid in social benefits instead of money and/or your social benefits are determined by how much work you do. This economic type was the main economic type in the Soviet Union. While this economic type is often referred to as communism, it is much closer to capitalism.

The Soviet Union never achieved communism. They achieved communist capitalism.

by Shugunou March 31, 2023

SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism)

A factor that represents the promotion, perpetuation, and persuasion of economic influence to maintain the status quo for the one percent in power.

Economic treason results from the occupation of labor forces in countries other than that of residing corporate board directors where profit values are substantiated by the SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism).

by Mikal Machievelli December 5, 2011