Goo Canoe

A term to describe a wide gapped vagina tramp-whore that has semen in and on her.

I just bust a nut in the old goo canoe.

by 504nolagrits May 25, 2016

Douche canoe

A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.

I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.

by Palestrom August 7, 2016

douche canoe

Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.

"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."

by large barges July 14, 2020

Blue canoe

The excellent early Elton John song “Where to Now St. Peter” is about a mortally wounded Civil War Confederate (southern) soldier who takes a “blue canoe.” This means he got shot by a Union (northern) soldier. The Union soldiers wore blue uniforms, they were nicknamed the blues. The Confederate soldiers wore gray uniforms, they were nicknamed the grays. A blue canoe is a round or volley fired by a Union soldier.

“I took myself a blue canoe” is the first line in “Where to Now St. Peter.”

by Cumbre Vieja April 6, 2023

douche canoe

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.

My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.

by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023

Sewer canoe

A long and firm poo that floats. Found floating through the sewer pipes.

I lifted the drain cover and saw a number of sewer canoe’s floating by.

by Charry buckle December 15, 2020

Douche Cano

When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina

bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021