A part of Mexico that was stolen by the United States. It is still part of Mexico because stolen property remains the property of the original owner. Because I am a patriot, I am ashamed of this stain on the honor of the United States.
by Richard Peterson October 1, 2007
One of 50 member states of the USA; Largest state in terms of population; home of American film industry; currently topping Florida, New York and Texas as The Most Embarassing State To Live In due to a massively hideous recall effort to install an Austrian actor as governor, at a time of a major budget crisis that will most certainly get worse before the next recall move that will take place the following year.
Also, a state within a day's driving distance to Las Vegas.
Also, a state within a day's driving distance to Las Vegas.
by Paul Wartenberg October 5, 2003
This is California, but that doesn't mean we're the only state with a coastline. I'm sure many of the residents don't want it to be known as the surfer-dude state, because it isn't all about the beaches and SD isn't the best place ever. The Chargers aren't a very good team anyway. :P imo imo. "Don't tase me, bro."
by dfhgbsey January 2, 2008
A fake "state" made by the government into tricking Americans into thinking that the United States is bigger than it actually is.
by 32the12the3 April 13, 2018
Did you guys see how they don’t allow large magazine sizes in California? You think that’ll stop a bad guy from illegally using one?
by Nathaniel822 June 25, 2018
Texas: Can I borrow something real quick
California: Fine but you better get me four condoms at costco
California: Fine but you better get me four condoms at costco
by redtolietpaper December 2, 2019
"Man, let's all go to California, where everyone is free!" -Random hippies, bikers, and gay people
"On today's agenda for the State of California, we will now increase the penalty to required life imprisonment for someone who pees on the lawn in his third conviction. No exceptions for homeless people, pregnant women, little kids, or people with medical disorders." -California politicians
"On today's agenda for the State of California, we will now increase the penalty to required life imprisonment for someone who pees on the lawn in his third conviction. No exceptions for homeless people, pregnant women, little kids, or people with medical disorders." -California politicians
by mew723 May 12, 2015