Butthands

Forget or screw up plans

Matt: remember when I said the concert was on saturday, its actually today.
Caroline: wow, really Butthands that one.

by Butthands September 5, 2014

Buttchink

A word substituted for any other word, generally an insult.

You stupid... buttchink!

by Joe November 24, 2004

buttchode

a yoga instructor whom shakes her tatas at siblings and likes the word "beverage".
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the buttchode is a creature native to the outskirts of prior lake bred for its brute strength and anger. very thick skin like a rhyno buuuttttt much thicker and drier. it can be used to swung from a crane like a wrecking ball to take down large objects. it primarily feeds on black males between the ages of 19-25. a very slow and timid creature such as a sloth. the buttchode looks like a hairy orangutan and rhyno mixed. walks on two feet and very flexible.

yea the old guy in the creepy house on the corner breeds buttchodes.

look at that buttchode! its huge! its like a pokemon! ahaha!

yea my older brother died in a horrible accident with a buttchode....

by CapT8 June 15, 2009

Straight Buttcheeks

Used when referring to something extremely horrible in nature.

Man, that "Evil Bong" movie was straight buttcheeks dude.

by Little Richards October 30, 2007

buttchuck

The ultimate insult you could bestow upon anyone who talks bullshit all the time. as a double whammy this word also means the explosive matter that could come out of the ass at such great speeds that it seems like your arse has been out drinkin to much last night.

Example 1;

Person 1: So I saved the entire population of Ireland with a string and a folk!

Person 2: Bullshit you did you buttchuck!

Example 2;
Man I had the biggest buttchuckin session last night!

by Edens Shadow January 16, 2008

ButtCake Cup Muffin

This is when a woman shits in a paper muffin cup and her partner cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so, and may result in the oven having to be replaced.

It may also be known as a butt muffin, chocolate truffle, or butt cake.

Man 1: Me and Sheila did some delicious baking last night.
Man 2: Oh yeah, what'd you bake, some buttcake cup muffins?

by Rod Weedan April 20, 2008

buttcheese

The 'left overs' that run down the crack of a woman's ass and are left there for a period of time.

I couldn't go down on her because the butt cheese made me hurl.

by Festus Magurk September 22, 2003