ovaries hurting

A girl wanting to have a child because of being around children

*girl around babies* girl 1: being around these kids got my ovaries hurting

Girl 2: girllll same.

by Thatbishhhhhh May 9, 2021

Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.

Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.

by G-rock October 2, 2019

puss hurt

Puss hurt: very similar to “Butt-hurt”, but more specifically applying to individuals with a pussy.. this can include feeling hurt, embarrassed and humiliated, feeling rejected, and feeling angry and resentful about a perceived injustice. Can frequently involve righteous indignation as a defense mechanism

“ Tina, you treated him like a dog after he took you on that trip to Cabo and now he’s moved on? You jus’ puss hurt!”

by PurpleVortex August 11, 2023

Major Hurting

When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.

Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"

Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"

Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."

by bunnyluv143 April 17, 2012

Pretty Hurts

A phrase to describe the horrors the beauty industry has on women.

(Popularized by Beyoncé's song of the same name.)

Jessica: I had 2 surgeries on my lower abdomen.
Nate: Ouch. Pretty Hurts.

by COKEDIGGER101 July 10, 2022

Jalen Hurts

Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".

Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!

Eagles fan: cope.

by speedyadventure October 23, 2023

Nobody Hurt

When nobody is hurt. Generally speaking, this is an all encompassing saying for whenever something negative happens, other than serious injury or death. Tends to be used by coaches across the nation.

“Luka started off slow tonight, but Nobody Hurt, he’ll still drop 40+.”

by BeanBottaBoom March 31, 2021