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baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.
with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."
by Houseboat's baby's mama December 28, 2008
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budingus

The true meaning of "Bud". Its when just me and my ๐Ÿ’•daddy๐Ÿ’•, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐Ÿ† so I started to pout ๐Ÿ˜ž He asked if I was down โฌ‡for something yummy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies!๐Ÿ’ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ I drink them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I slurp them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I swallow them whole๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ It makes ๐Ÿ’˜daddy๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ˜Šhappy๐Ÿ˜Š so it's my only goal... ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’• 1 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ, 2 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 3 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 4๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm ๐Ÿ’˜daddy's๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘princess ๐Ÿ‘‘but I'm also a whore! ๐Ÿ’Ÿ He makes me feel squishy๐Ÿ’—!He makes me feel good๐Ÿ’œ! ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’˜Wa-What!๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘
What's up bud.
Get your budingus shit out of here
by CodehterD June 10, 2018
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Whisker Bunking

Fucking a chick with a hairy muff doggy style. Related to whisker biscuit+ doggy style.
Did you see Dave last night? Nah man, Awww you missed it, he totally whisker bunked a fat chick... not cool dude
by ajb poon pirate May 13, 2005
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Skunk Bunking

You may have heard the term โ€œSkunk Bunkingโ€ around your school or hometown. What does it mean? Skunk Bunking means when two people have sex and there is an ominous fart. Who farted? Nobody takes the blame. Skunk Bunking is a random sex fart where nobody takes the blame. It is a noun, adjective, or adverb.
Did you skunk bunk? No did you skunk bunk? Alright one of us is skunk bunking and it is not me...
by wordsmanoninternet October 19, 2023
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Dirt Biking

When you stick your arms out in front of you as if you were dirtbiking, then pretend to ride a dirtbike by running around and making loud and obnoxious dirtbike sounds at the top of your lungs in a public area. May be accompanied by dirtbike gear. Usually, a bout of dirt biking is accompanied by wipe-outs, where you do a spectacular crash and make sputtering sounds. Afterwards, you can pick up the bike and do a sweet wheelie to get out of there.
Guy 1: Man, did you see that plank I did?

Guy 2: Planking? Everyone knows dirt biking is where it's at!

Guy 3: Ya, I just went dirt biking in Wal-Mart!
by p00nwrangler August 28, 2011
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You buying what I'm selling?

Person A: I mean i like him but i don't. You buying what I'm selling?

Person B: yea
by Devykinz October 6, 2012
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Wild Bucking Bill

Since a man cannot use his hands to moderate the pace of a blow job during 69, the man sports cowboy boots with spurs to smack the back of the females head if she is not performing to the desired pace.
My girlfriend doesnt perform the best during 69, so I had to give her a wild bucking bill.
by Mikey the sodomizing king June 11, 2006
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