brown eyed susan

When you perform oral sex on someone and get poop on the tip of your nose.

Hey, looks like you got a brown eyed susan last night. You've got shit on your nose!

by toic June 20, 2009

crossing brown eyes

"if you pull your butt cheeks apart and rub buttholes with another person"

We were crossing brown eyes as foreplay before going in with a double ended dildo between us.

by slayerscylla January 4, 2022

brown eyed winks

1.when doing a girl doggystyle , if you look at her anus it will wink at you
2.reference to a sexual act

Hey Jay what did you do last night?
Oh not much I was out with Mary catching some brown eyed winks.

by TheGuy March 9, 2003

Brown eyeland

When you take a shit so big that it piles up out of the water and creates a "brown eyeland".

Last nights dinner created my very own brown eyeland.

by jedisatan February 10, 2010

brown eyes wide shut party

A dirty phrase used by Family Guy’s Quagmire in season 12 episode 3 “Quagmire’s Quagmire”.

I gotta go. My and Sonja are suppose to go to a brown eyes wide shut party.

by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 24, 2018

brown eyed trouser snake

a mans dick or womans dildo after ramming it up there ass or sumone elses

all these gay people all have brown eyed touser snakes exspecially jamie who has jus a plain borwn trouser snake

by bob February 17, 2004

Brown Eyed Girl

-Noun-

1) An act in which a heterosexual couple performs anal sex. Afterward, the male wipes his feces-covered penis over the eyes of his partner. Hence, the term "brown eyed."

2) A girl who has recently experienced the "Brown eyed girl."

-My boyfriend gave me the brown eyed girl, so I couldn't see while crossing the street.

-I gave her the brown eyed girl, because I couldn't find any toilet paper.

-Some people call the brown eyed girl an art medium, but experts argue that it is merely a method of genital hygiene.

by Wheaties_ftw March 16, 2010