Ely Brooks

big dick daddy one with the ladys a master of one night stands

ely brooks is the best

by home less man November 1, 2021

Brooks

The one person you are jealous of because he is dead. He also has a library named after himself.

On a job interview—

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 5, 2018

Brooks

To not have your call answered or see messages with blue ticks and no response

OMG. Did she Brooks me ? I've only messaged her 235 times without a reply

by BwanaChris April 4, 2018

Brookstar

Brookstar is a big gay who thinks he is hard and schmoov and sucks cock

Brookstar is a gaylord

by Coop December 9, 2004

Brooks

A lady who often laughs uncontrollably at obscene jokes.

A very strange person who has a sense of humour that no homosapien will ever understand.

'Brooks' - A man walked into a bar - Laughs uncontrollably.

by The one and only Iron maan October 28, 2013

brooksy

just a little pinhead fuck. why dooesn't he fuck off and leave us alone instead trying to take advantage of my somewhat drunk pets.

"Get out of here brooksy you animal rooting bugger"

by Coon cam August 14, 2003

Brooks

Everything about this person is slightly off, but you can never quite put your finger on what it is. A Brooks is generally known to convert straight white males into homosexuals. A Brooks eats at about 50dB (never in public). Brooks may or may not work for the NSA.

Give me your body Brooks!

by doyoulikethat May 9, 2018