The Brett wank

The brett wank is a form of masturbation in public mainly on the east coast of England.

Did you see that lad having the brett wank on the beach last night

by Bait needle January 7, 2021

Brett Biles

A bad ass sexy mofo with a huge cock. Also is amazing at hockey and has a badass dirt bike.

Nerd #1: OMJE it's BRETT BILES! Look at all of his dank memes bro!
Nerd #2: Yeah I sure do wish I was Brett...

by That_badass_guy June 8, 2016

Brett Wilson

A complete dork, smelly person with an immature, yet awesome, sense of humour. Reminds people of JD (from scrubs) everywhere he goes due to his unco style and his unluckiness in love. Somehow manages to surf despite all of this. Also a very good friend of the orginal JD.

That guy totally reminds me of JD from scrubs or Brett

by Peter Davison May 6, 2005

brett gleason

A man that owes his girlfriend tacos.

Brett Gleason....yeah I know the guy.....he owes me 🌮🌮tacos!

by ItsDatGurl December 18, 2016

brett sutton

Australia’s hottest doctor and chief health officer. Often referred to as “CHOttie”
Pretty much every girl in Australia is horny for him and only watches the covid 19 press conference to see him talk.
He’s a dilf <3

Did you see Brett Sutton at the vic presser yesterday? Yeah he was hot as, too bad he’s married.

by i <3 dilfs August 24, 2021

Dylan Brett

A god among men. Saviour of humanity.

"I'M DYLAN BRETTTTTTTT"

by pseudonymous pseud December 28, 2017

Brett Vantassel

Brett Vantassel is the perfect human being. He is the ultimate trainer and watches Grey's Anatomy before every session. From his ripped abs to his pumped arms, his body has been the living stencil for many artists who want to capture the true beauty of the human being. Brett is currently the top rated trainer on the east coast. Born and raised in susquehanna county, brett displayed great strength and training abilities as a young boy. He can often be seen running around Brackney, PA naked. People often say that Brett is one of a kind and is also nicknamed the Human Rose. He also started tanning at age 8 and hasnt stopped since. He was recently voted the tannest person in susquehanna county.

Guy 1: Dude, you look really jacked and tan when you bench press. Almost brett-like.
Guy 2: Thanks, I've been watching Brett Vantassel videos all week.
Guy 1: I can tell, I wanna be just like Brett Vantassel too; he's so tan.

by rctrucker45 March 9, 2009