boris

poop, feces, waste, turd, etc etc

I was busting for a shiit so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.

by mega boris July 22, 2010

boris

"To boris" means to fall asleep after a certain intake of alcohol or drugs that give the effect of tiredness, like for instance hash.
"Boris" may also be used as a noun i.e. "the boris" and is in fact the most common usage.

"Look at him, he did a boris".
"Oh, is he doing the boris again?"

by boost1 November 8, 2008

bolsomito

Is a viral disease in Brazil, people who use it are usually called human garbage, if you want to be one just say "Bolsomito pra presidente."

"Bolsomito for president"

by ben__10 April 20, 2016

borester

This is used to call a person with boring nature

Do not invite him to the party. He is such a borester.

by Deepa.G March 2, 2009

Borash

That nasty rash uncle dick and caren have that no one including their doctor can identify.

Bro did you fuck that hoe cause I heard she had the borash.

by ShatzeeYatzee December 17, 2018

Boilsy

Someone who lacks proper social skills and looks like a leper.

Yo, that kid Jon, maad boilsy dude.

by The Jewel Thief August 6, 2019

Bolsonarismo

burriceanalfabetismo 1) O ato de apoiar membros da família Bolsonaro; 2) apoiar fatos científicos comprovadamente errados; 3) fato de defender corruptos; 4) analfabetismo político; 5) ser burro ao ponto de fazer seus entes queridos sofrerem

A mãe de João sofria muito com o Bolsonarismo do filho

by brtroll June 17, 2020