A cup that is continuosuly used and never cleaned. Usually the cup is so dirty all sorts of germs and mold are highly visable, similar to what the aftermath of a blumpkin would look like.
Ever since the cafeteria started giving away free coffee my mug is starting to look like a Blumpkin Cup. I drink so much coffee I just have no time to clean it out each use.
by BSKabus February 09, 2010
a sexual move which occurs during or at the end of a blumpkin, requiring the receiver to force the giver's head into the toilet after dropping a duece; usually happens due to lack of skill by the giver to make the receiver cum
by Danger Taylor February 25, 2008
by bigassblackguy October 17, 2006
Just like the regular blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) except your eating a sub or sandwich. preferably mr.hero.
"Dude Adams mom totally gave me a super blumpkin"
or
"that fat bitch loves them super blumkins, almost as much as gobblers."
or
"that fat bitch loves them super blumkins, almost as much as gobblers."
by Drew babyy TR October 28, 2006
1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.
Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.
by HaHaYoB June 01, 2009
you sit down on the toilet to get ready for a blumpkin as the girl goes down you stand up and shove her face into the toilet and proceed to give her a swirley
by mike oxslong has to poop December 23, 2008
Progessive Blumpkin - A Procedure on how to actually get a Blumpkin
Step 1) Fart a lot in her presence during oral sex and regular fucking. Do this for at least 3 months or until she gets used to the smell of your rancid bowels.
Step 2) Shit yourself during oral sex and/or while banging the snot out of the bitch. Act completely embarassed when this happens! "I agree that was awful... let's take it into the bathroom next time!"
Step 3) Enjoy your Blumpkin filled future life together.
Step 1) Fart a lot in her presence during oral sex and regular fucking. Do this for at least 3 months or until she gets used to the smell of your rancid bowels.
Step 2) Shit yourself during oral sex and/or while banging the snot out of the bitch. Act completely embarassed when this happens! "I agree that was awful... let's take it into the bathroom next time!"
Step 3) Enjoy your Blumpkin filled future life together.
"Man that Progressive Blumpkin shit really worked! Man I can't so much as fart without that dirty whore wanting to suck my mule or least bite my nuts... thanks Progressive Blumpkin"
by Tyler Breckenridge November 09, 2005