A Blossom

The act of meeting a women, who finds you as atractive as you do her , only to find out she has a bloke already and is in a situation that cant be changed .

A localised coloquialism from certain areas of Sheffield

Ah so you've done "A Blossom"

by blossom2 June 12, 2011

cherry blossom picker

to choose what you want to that goes in line with what you were told that you were to do and were explained into great detail all about

I had to cherry blossom picker my way to what I wanted at the book store.

by Mr. Cherry Blossom Picker July 10, 2010

Turd Blossom

If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.

If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.

Person 1 "man what a turd blossom"
Person 2 "thank you I've changed a lot"

by cwestn May 10, 2023

blossom eater

when a man eats out the girl and licks her clean when done

wow your a real blossom eater 😳

by hanredutoit February 4, 2022

Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.

Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.

by Phrackster October 2, 2025

Im Blossoming

When you are dating a girl who "steals your heart" and then a tragic breakup. She will always live rent-free within his head.

IM BLOSSOMING MEANS TO FALL FOR SOMEONE

by rolanddidapooincommerce March 23, 2021

Cherry Blossom High

A cool ass game where cool ass people host horrifying and terrifying Danganronpa themed hosts and games to people who are nerds. The coolest nerds. The coolest Roblox Danganronpa Nerds

Person 1: Hey man have you played a Cherry Blossom High host yet?
Person 2: Not yet but I'm trying to get on it
Person 1: Well hurry the fuck up!

by Redlove101 January 15, 2023