Canadian Blender

When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.

If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!

by Noahator April 15, 2020

Blender

Noun: An extended period of heavy partying fueled by copious amounts of cocaine.

Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".

We might not hear from Charlie until Friday, he's currently sleeping off a 5-day blender.

by Hooked on Robonix December 4, 2023

Blender on

One's blender is not off.

Oh shit, I left my blender on!

by BlenderRunner July 19, 2015

Blender

a thing which you should never stick your dick in

Hey, put that out of the blender!

by lulululz May 23, 2016

Blender

¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.

² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.

¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?

² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION

by yogha August 29, 2023

blender

a machine that spins to grind food into liquid, usually a smoothie.

Don't put your hand in the blender
Use the blender to make a smoothie

by Billiam Beaver May 21, 2017

The Blender

Sexual act of shitting in someone’s vagina, inserting the penis and pissing inside, then continuing to fuck until orgasm

Your mom and I performed the blender last night

by BigThotThiccBoi November 1, 2023