winter beaching

an activity relating to the fine art of relaxing, being the acts of lazing on a rug whilst listening to mix cds and drinking coffee, not necessarily in winter but preferably taking place at a secluded beach

let's go winter beaching next week

by linda April 14, 2005

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browser beating

Spending an inordinate amount of time surfing the net.

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!

by lordjulius May 17, 2009

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bleathing • breathing • Bleaching • Bleaching Socks • Bleaching the Limestone • Bleaching the scene • bleaching the sheets • bleating • Bleating Meeting • bleating sloth

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

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beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

by MateoP April 1, 2008

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Bird bathing

to choke on a large member until it becomes turgid and ultimately spurts into one's mouth. This act is then follow by the regurgitation into another's mouth.

Hey bro, you wanna do some bird bathing.......no homo

by Freakish_dong January 29, 2020

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