gay bear

A hairy and/or large gay man

All the gay bears love Nick Frost, he's their pin-up

by gortonandy February 6, 2014

bear gryllin-it

Anything that you've learnt from Bear Grylls (man vs wild)but you used it in a real urban environment (most likely whilst being drunk)

When you cant get in your mates house after a big night out so you make a nest out of branches on the driveway and make a fire from your mcdonalds bag.
THATS BEAR GRYLLIN-IT!

by b. boo January 1, 2011

Panty beard

The unsightly pubic hair sprouting from around a females panty line.

Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.

I went to remove her panties, and noticed she had a panty beard, thus I retracted and crawled up my own arse!

by VampireG May 15, 2005

bikini beard

The pubic hair that sticks out from under the swimwear.
Very unsightly.

Oh, yuck! That woman is seriously in need of a wax.
I can see her bikini beard.

by Astor G. October 25, 2007

beard braces

Something extremely lame, like, as lame as a 28 year old guy with braces on his teeth and a beard on his face.

Dude, are you going to the Weird Al concert this weekend?

No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.

by Associate in Charge July 27, 2010

Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Butt Beard

The long strands of hair that surround and in some cases are found on and in the asshole.

Eric has such a long Butt Beard that he has to have it groomed once a week by a veterinarian.

by TheButtBeard219 February 9, 2015