restless bird syndrome

the act of masturbating all night in your sleep.
chronic uncontrollable nocturnal masturbation

frank was wondering why his penis and wrist were always sore when he wakes up in the morning so he went to the doctor and was diagnosed with restless bird syndrome.

by jobens October 7, 2012

fly the bird

Extending the middle finger; often accompanied by the phrase "Fuck you!"

Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.

by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

Early bird gets the turd

When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.

John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."

by jollygreenfucker July 7, 2011

bird nest

When using a public restroom, a bird nest is layering toilet paper on the seat to avoid being tainted by germs prior to sitting down.

Joel unable to control his explosive diarreah was unable to create a bird nest in time. Fortunatley for him he always keeps a spare pair of panties in his office drawer.

by Mr. Revenge May 5, 2010

the bird

the word

A well a everybody's heard about the bird,
b-bird bird bird, the bird is the word

by jesu christ January 18, 2009

biodome

The type of large, non-flat, see-through plastic lid used to cover Slurpees and various iced coffee drinks that allows for wide spill-over of whipped cream and other edible, non-liquid material.

"Wow, they're putting a lot of whipped cream on that iced mochachino...you're gonna need a biodome for that!"

"Oh no! My straw's too short for the biodome...I'm losin' it!"

by Brett W. August 8, 2005

weird-bird

To define someone or something as extremley unusual or different. Not an insult.

My crazy professor is a little bit of a weird-bird.

by Keens February 9, 2004