Fetus Beater

1. A woman who get's an abortion.

2. A sexual slur a woman uses while being banged by a well-endowed man.

1. Joe: "Hey did you hear your GF jenny just got an abortion?"
James: "Noooooo! James Jr. is dead! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FETUS BEATER!"
2. Jenny: "Oh Yeah Joe!!! Your penis is sooo fuckin big, ooooooh shit...I think I'm about to cum... BEAT THAT FETUS JOE... YOU FUCKING FETUS BEATER... I'm COOOOOOMING!"
Joe: "Oops... I forgot to disengage my FTL drive...."

by RedSandDuster January 2, 2011

you better check your face!

You need to get that threatening look off your face. NOW!

Dude, stop looking at me like you're shooting bullets! I don't know what your problem is, but "you better check your face!" You don't know me!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 13, 2021

Meat Beaters

Refers to some ones hands in a offensive manor.

Keep your meat beaters off my nachos hooker!

by One bleeding testicle in a box June 25, 2005

A Better Place

a "place" where people claim to be when they have left emotional baggage behind; whether this is true or not is only shown by their behavior

After years of therapy and reading self help books, he claimed that he was in A Better Place, but his actions showed that this was not the case

by Meadow Soprano October 2, 2005

better than sex

Describes a euphoric experience, often food-related, quite similar to an orgasm. Usually used by women, as for most men there is nothing better than sex. Such an assertion will often precede a lengthy debate on whether the expression is accurate.

That chocolate cheesecake was better than sex.

by Allison1690 September 14, 2006

You deserve better

What you say to someone who you are in love with but you know that you will hurt or screw over, and would rather be miserable without them than make them miserable.
Ironically, this usually makes the person want to stay with you more, especially a girl, since they want to be the one to change the "bad boy", and this proves that the boy is serious about you.

Girl: "I love you."
Boy: "You deserve better. I've screwed over every girl ever, I only date chicks because they're hot, I'm a shallow ass hole. Seriously, baby, you deserve someone so much better than me."
Girl: "But I want you. And you want me. So who's to say what I deserve?"
*Boy screws girl over, then tells her he told her so*

by llamallamallamallamaduckllama December 28, 2008

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.

Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011