bed witch refers to a males friend they are not married to yet are cohabiting with or getting together on occasion. There is no intention of making the situation permanent. From slavery days in the US to designate a female slave used by white plantation owners or white overseers or any of the owners male children. A bedwitch can be told to "get out" at a moments notice.
She is "his" bed witch. She is not a girlfriend and not married to him. She is just quietly used as a sex object. She is not a mistress either.
by Hairless Joe June 24, 2010
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by RCL93 April 19, 2010
Get the Bed Condom mug.Part of central Brooklyn that is made up of four neighborhoods: Bedford, Stuyvesant Heights, Ocean Hill and Weeksville.
by BabyFireflyyy June 21, 2009
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one who is inconsiderate of others while sleeping in the same bed.
one who is inconsiderate of others while sleeping in the same bed.
n: Kim was being such a bed whore last night and I couldn't fall asleep.
v: "Kim stop bed whoring the pillows, I don't have any."
v: "Kim stop bed whoring the pillows, I don't have any."
by ws11 September 1, 2009
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Will you please go get the nasty bed clothes off of our bed and put them in the wash if you'd ever like to have sex again.
by MortH81 June 26, 2016
Get the Bed Clothes mug.A bed-day is a day when a person spends an entire day laying in bed, not because he is sick or because he stayed up all night, but simply because he doesn't feel like getting up. Usually, bed-days are spent watching TV, eating junk food, playing Xbox, farting and downloading new songs on iTunes.
People most frequently have bed-days:
A. when the weather is cold, rainy, snowy or unbearably hot,
B. when they're breaking in their new Egyptian-cotton bedsheets, or
C. when there's a "Law & Order" marathon on.
People most frequently have bed-days:
A. when the weather is cold, rainy, snowy or unbearably hot,
B. when they're breaking in their new Egyptian-cotton bedsheets, or
C. when there's a "Law & Order" marathon on.
bed-day:
"Hey! Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
"I was laying in bed until 5 PM"
"What, were you sick?"
"Nope. Just day-dreaming about being in a coma."
"Hey! Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
"I was laying in bed until 5 PM"
"What, were you sick?"
"Nope. Just day-dreaming about being in a coma."
by lovingggyouu April 6, 2009
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My God, why is Naomi so bed-stingy she always lies right in the middle of the bed and takes all the sheets. I always end up sleeping with one frozen ass cheek hanging off the bed.
by illwill91578 March 13, 2011
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