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Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.
Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"
by JimmyTI May 16, 2023
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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Hoe Baiting

To attract attention to yourself by posting provocative photos or any questionnaires on social media.
Stacy engaged in Hoe Baiting when she made an attention seeking post asking if boys would sleep with her
by Studious2348 June 24, 2019
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Joe Baiting

When a dribbling crack addict with no teeth and a quite frankly a woefully wank education lures his prey in to the trigger mechanism of a proverbial cannon. Usually results in a series of expletives originating from said Joe.
I fulfilled my Joe Baiting quota within minutes, he was triggered just using animated gifs
by Tess Tickal December 17, 2019
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Spoiler Baiting

When someone says intriguing and specific things about a show/movie/book that makes you want to search it up and spoil it for yourself.
Person 1: “damn I really like this character”

Person 2: “ooo yeh someone really bad happens to them in the next season, good luck liking him!”

Person 1: *searches it because person 2 was spoiler baiting them*
by EsorRemmus April 30, 2020
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breast basting

The spraying of male ejaculate onto the breasts of a female such as to provide total coverage. The volume and coverage area is key, as simply a few drops does not constitute a basting
Dave: Hey bro I fucked Chelsea Wyant last night...pussy was poppin!!

Adam: Nice! I know that’s been a long time in the works. You must have given her a nice glazing.

Dave: Hell yea I did a pull and skeet...gave a proper breast basting
by Sam Sambo May 1, 2021
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Bottom baiting

The act of convincing a gay top that you are breedable with submissive behaviour to get what you want.
“Yeah Ben was bottom baiting at the bar to get free drinks from old men
by Gnitfonk May 25, 2022
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