The Original Bamfer

The first, and original, of many Nightcrawler Fans, or X-Men admirers. Usually is the most attractive and knowledgeable of the X-Men crowd. Known to be suave and sexy. A fanatic that enjoys cheesecake and most savory dishes. Stalked by millions, loved by all.

The Original Bamfer is a hero of mine, yo.

by Anannymoose September 2, 2006

'Bate and Switch

A strategy of pleasuring oneself wherein, when the brachioradialis muscle of one's dominant arm begins to tire, one seamlessly switches to the less dominant hand in such a way that the "flow" is not broken.

Also referred to as the Swap 'n' Pop or the Winded Bat Boy.

Cody wanted to do more than rub out an easy one, but he knew that he was out of shape and would have to pull a 'bate and switch, yo.

by HolyMackerel May 12, 2009

jail bate

How a super horny teenager spells jail bait cuz he's getting ready to masterBATE.

That girl was super hot. Until we found out she was 14. Jail bate gets me every time!

by Kenny The Perfect Speller April 18, 2006

Master Bater

Being the best at bating. An absolute master, to be exact. You must not act like a douche, you must just bate. And bate well. Very well. what is bating? if you do not know, you will not find out.

I am the master bater. bow down to me, or i will mumble mumble.

by white brown! May 4, 2010

Baffed

To walk around not knowing what the fuck your doing, also to be easily confused, usually associated with a low I.Q rating.

A random baffed person called (for example) Les: 'Harvard is the Yale of England'

Non-baffed person: Les .. your baffed.

by jizzjazzjoes October 27, 2012

Lucy Bates

An incredible person, often female. She will have a eccentric Turkish mother, and wear heels no shorter than five inches. She does not appreciate bad grammar.

Person 1: "You seen that amaaazing girl wearing 12 inch heels with her crazy mama?"

Person 2: "I know right, Lucy Bates or what?"

by lucyfan1010101010101101 June 20, 2009

bate

rad way to say masturbate or ejaculate.

person A-yo, last night i was batin and it felt mad good.
person B-dood, i love to bate it's so sweet.

by rawrphillip December 31, 2007