A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.
Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.
DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.
DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.
by Solid Mantis September 30, 2017
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by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006
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by ajp069 January 4, 2006
Get the Shower Of Bastards mug.This term derives from the popular annual video game series 'Fifa'. It is used as a dig to describe a video gamer who ONLY scores sweaty(cheap) goals which normally consist of cut backs, double cut backs, lobbed though balls and one-two's...
A sweaty bastard loves footballers with preferably 90+ sprint speed and a formation with 5 at the back.
A sweaty bastard loves footballers with preferably 90+ sprint speed and a formation with 5 at the back.
"You sweaty bastard, 'Insert Insult' " *Rage Quit*
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by PWride January 7, 2012
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• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
Get the bastard mug.A man who has children with several women that he does not support, legitimize , or accept responsibility for in anyway.
Bob does not support his children but continues to be a Bobby Bastardseed and spread his semen around the world.Thus creating more bastard children.
by A.J.Kilgus June 10, 2006
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