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barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.
The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.
by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009
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Basingstoke

A reasonably large town in Hampshire that somehow has achieved the smallest social circle out of any other place in the UK. If you make a mistake here the whole town has heard about it within 2-3 hours. You have some stunning locations here, for example if you're looking for a good stabbing then burnaby is the place for you!

Want to see pregnant 13 year olds with 17 year old fathers sporting everything Adidas? Come to south ham and Brighton Hill.

Town centre has more coffee shops and fast food restaurants than is actually probably legal and it's where the lovely 'emo' group hang out at the church near shareware (formerly the fountains was their hangout). Often called Blazingsmoke due to the excess of people smoking weed (seriously /everyone/ smokes it) or doughnut city for the overencumbance of roundabouts. This is a great place to avoid at all costs as once you're here there is no leaving. Because nobody wants to house swap into Basingstoke.
Basingstoke? I smell weed
by Daddy Dale October 20, 2015
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basin

the name given to a toy graffiti writer - mainly in sydney australia.

the name is based upon a writer who was called basin who was very unpopular in the scene.
by kumargg August 3, 2006
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barking bulldog

When a male pulls his pants down, bends over exposing his nuts, and farts loudly.
The Ninja yelled to the Thrill and bent over giving the Thrill a loud barking bulldog prompting the Thrill to shake his head in disgust.
by HBTD November 26, 2010
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Barking Pussy

A women that is turned on and wants sexual intercourse with a random man she finds attractive or with their significant other.
Literally no one:

Random girl on Twitter: “my pussy is barking right now.”

Literally no one: “What does barking pussy mean?”
by Mr.Star August 2, 2020
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Merkage Basin

A large area that drains the merkage within a certain set area, eventually forming a set radius where one accumulates a catastrophical amount of wins, high enough to therefore create a merkage basin. Thus giving the one the ability to declare his "PRO-ness"
"Oi Joe, i think i created a Merkage Basin!"
by WhiteWash January 29, 2008
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Slippery Basin

It is when the man and/or women licks the other woman's cleavage.
Dude don't forget to give her a Slippery Basin!
by Theyuhas January 11, 2009
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