Assbusting

Your in a bathroom stall, but instead of shitting in the toilet you shit on the floor, ceiling, and walls, and end up puking in the toilet but missing.
Pretty much, you get your shit all over the fucking place. And not the fucking place it should be.

Steve was assbusting yesterday. That shit was everywhere, yo!

by MayzieAndTayzie October 24, 2010

assbag

The greatest nickname in the movie "Outside Providence" starring Alec Baldwin. Has nothing to do with an ass or a bag.

Hey Dildo, why don't you and these other assbags get outa here!

by Gecko March 29, 2005

Assburgers Syndrome

it is when your body (most likely ass)
shits out burgers. it is very painfull but only a myth

hey my friend just got dignost with Assburgers Syndrome

by pyrosef October 8, 2008

assburger

A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.

Oh God, I forgot my lunch and there's nothing to buy but assburgers.... I think I'll just not eat.

by The Agent of Randomness June 20, 2011

assbucket

a completely retarded asshole

a bucket. with an ass. for shitting.

by Kant August 12, 2005

assbiscuit

A nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and shitmuffin.

Who's a cute little assbiscuit? You are! Yes you are!

by HAASespecial July 2, 2007

Assbite

One who wins a verbal debate. One who uses words as his weapon or tool to win an argument.

I can never win a debate against Barry! He kicks my ass every time. What an Assbite!

by SweetSister June 1, 2007