by supergimpophile May 01, 2010
A bitchy, annoying, no balls, motherfucker who cries like a little bitch when he releases a Pokémon. He won't catch a single legendary Pokémon.
by MegaBlazingHoundoom March 23, 2017
The place where hillbillies exist. In some parts, it's like The Hills Have Eyes. Where many relatives sit on their front porches, drink moonshine, and play the banjo. Full of dirty old men and women with 3 teeth. There's nothing else to do here but get knocked up.
Hey man! You wanna go to Ashe County again tonight?? Nah dude, I'm tired of sleeping with my 3rd cousin.
by AsheCountian May 28, 2009
In the Liturgical year, the first day of Lent. The Jewish and Christian scriptures mention prayer and repentence while fasting and being covered in ash and sackcloth; so, the Catholics started marking the beginning of Lent by putting ash on their foreheads. It's a tradition that extends back about 1,000 years. The ashes are made from the burnt palm branches used on Palm Sunday of the previous year.
Although it's not a holiday of obligation, Catholics flock to mass on Ash Wednesday to get their ashes and begin lent. Although many prayers are now used when the ashes are being administered, the old-time prayer everyone knows is:
Remember Man that you are Dust
And unto Dust you shall return.
Although it's not a holiday of obligation, Catholics flock to mass on Ash Wednesday to get their ashes and begin lent. Although many prayers are now used when the ashes are being administered, the old-time prayer everyone knows is:
Remember Man that you are Dust
And unto Dust you shall return.
Okay, so I went to the Gay Student Union meeting one night, and some retard told me I had dirt on my head. I told him, "It's Ash Wednesday... you're SUPPOSED to have dirt on your head, duh!" But some people just don't know what's cool.
by Van Pierce March 06, 2004
What happens while smoking a bowl of weed when you inhale too hard on the pipe when it is dust(finished). A common occurance among novices who try to claim that they are true stoners.
by weeze November 16, 2004
He has the voice of Ash Katchum!
by bobby April 12, 2004
A greedy scumbag with absolutely no empathy that will happily leech off of talented artists for a shot at fame and glory. Someone that finds and manipulates another with absolutely no regard for their inner well-being, and will then take all the credit for their work, despite being a talentless hack. Someone that will drive the most brilliant among us to suicide. A psychopath.
“I was there RIGHT when he woke up after surgery. I had to make sure he would do a dozen interviews and another performance tomorrow! I mean, he doesn’t want to... but that kid doesn’t understand the value of money!!”
“Dude... that’s creepy. Don’t be an Ash Pournouri...”
“Dude... that’s creepy. Don’t be an Ash Pournouri...”
by Avicii’s Ghost April 29, 2018